Chameleons

Chameleons aka colour changing dragon (asian),

Change colour to match the background??

WTF! Never have; never will. Complete myth. Total lie! Who say that again, SMACK THEM! lolz..
They don't change colour to match the back ground.They change colour as a result of different emotional states. If they happen to match the background it's entirely coincidental.

Arrh! Don't fuck with me right now!

Chameleon change colour when they are frightened or pick up or when they beat another chameleon in a fight. Fighting for sex? What a retard, just find another mate and is completely satisfaction. =.= They change colour when a member of the opposite sex step into view and they sometime change colour due to fluctuation in either light or temperature.

I'm watching you~~

A chameleon's skin contains several layer of specialised cells called chromataphores, each with different colour pigments.
Chameleons can remain completely motionless for several hours at a time. Because of this, and the fact that they eat very little, they were, for many centuries, believed to live on air.
This is of course, isn't true either.

Am I holding him? Or his holding me?

Chameleons can rotate and focus either eye independently to look in two completely different direction at once, but they are stone deaf. aww~ poor chame, no music...

HmmmmpH! I'm Urinating, don't look here u pervert!

So if any of you guys have a Chameleon, try to Scare them by throwing them around the house. And see some rainbow without rain!
Don't go and clap your stupid hand. They can't hear you. =.=

Got-ChA!

Owh! And beware of your finger, their tongue can be 1inch-31inches long depends to their size.

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